Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

cut the apron strings

breaking free from dependency on another person

Once I graduated from college, my mom had to cut the apron strings. she would no longer enable me. Tough love, you know.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 July 26, 2008

The Jerry Springer Show

A concentration of white/black trash.

The Jerry Springer Show is hilarious to watch.

by amethyst January 14, 2008

The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.

Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.

by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017

Springy The Trap

A chill motherfucker who take no shit from anyone. Likes fire.

Springy The Trap needs to stop playing with fire. She's gonna kill everyone

by Springy is Chill tbh May 24, 2016

the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

by Badkider May 5, 2011