Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

split the wishbone

The term used to define having sexual intercourse with a woman.

I met Melissa out for a drink then we went back to her place and I split the wishbone

by Vikstar1 July 30, 2009

Split the Whisker

For females, the act of going #1

Right at the point of not, she had to run out to split the whisker

by Pietervdr December 11, 2007

split the pot

Verb. To divide something among two or more people, usually money, prizes, or goods. It's assumed each person will get an equal cut (50/50). In a lottery, for example, the winnings would have to be divided equally according to the number of winning tickets. But in other scenarios, people might agree to 60/40, 70/30, 80/20, etc.

When two or more people are working together - such as in a band (legit), for personal fundraising (legit), on a confidence scam (not legit), robbing a bank (not legit) or other criminal activity (anything not legit) - each person involved expects to get an equal cut of the take (money, profits, drugs, winnings, stolen merchandise, etc). But there's always a chance someone will get greedy and try to take more than his or her fair share or re-negotiate the split once the goods are in his or her hands. So agreeing to "split the pot" can be risky business.

"There's no honor among thieves."
"Hey now, just because I suggested we split the pot doesn't mean I'm gonna try to cheat you outta your cut when the deal is done. We're partners on this - fifty fifty!"

"Thanks for agreeing to work tonight! If you need anything, just ask Brian, behind the bar. And remember to split the pot with him at the end of your shift."

by criticalmass August 2, 2012

Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

Split the atom

Those tiny little highly concentrated farts will just pop O in a second but are so concentrated and odiferous that will clear out an entire auditorium

Bob split the atom in class the other day everyone jumped over tables and chairs running out of the classroom

by Atlpitbull September 13, 2018

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020