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spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019
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spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021
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The_Silly_Salmon

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salmon the breeze

derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".
"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"
by skroadie June 14, 2008
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The Saloon

when a person spreads apart their ass cheeks, and their lover inserts their nose in said persons ass, the first person releases their buttcheeks, causing a swinging motion of the ass like a saloon door.
Last night i gave my girl The Saloon and she loved it.
by Ellie&Chris October 4, 2016
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stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021
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Zorro-The Family Salon

Also known as the family-friendly salon!

Zorro Offers and their clients together set a different benchmark for salons across India.
Did you know the recent keratin service by Zorro-The Family Salon is just a different ball game altogether
by Jewel Builders November 25, 2021
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