South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021

South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.

"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."

by yakeyT July 22, 2019

South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018

South Pole Hole

Slang for vagina.

James: Hey what's up?
Robert: Man, my south pole hole feels like it was lit on fire by a husky lumberjack.

by Jimjimmyjamesjoe July 27, 2010

South Pole

When shawty eats ice, and then put your balls in her mouth as the shrivel up.

Hey Emily, make sure to get a 20lbs bag of ice for tonight. I’m in need of a South Pole.

by maxamillion69 September 28, 2024