The Ripper

Title bestowed upon a person who pushes physical limits to inhuman levels. Commonly described as a modern marvel to mankind.

"Did you hear about the guy who lifted a mountain?"

"Yeah, the call him The Ripper."

by championshipstatus March 24, 2009

ride the ripples

To have sex with a very fat person.

Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

The Ripper

A strip Club

Jon went to the ripper to see some beautiful women and get a lap dance.

by THe Doggg April 12, 2009

Chip The Ripper

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

by Synsane April 26, 2009

Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance

that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper

by Snow510 October 28, 2009

Jack the ripper sandwich

Your mother's mouth you talk with

Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

The Ripper

When a man stands over a kneeling blonde woman. He places her hair over his erection and wraps it around his shaft two times. The woman then takes the mans erect penis in both of her hands and masturbates him furiously, just as the man is about to cum he must do a backflip, pulling out a chunk of the womans hair as he cums directly onto her bald patch when he lands.

I want to try The Ripper on my girlfriend.

by Don Strongo June 24, 2010