The Quake

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.

"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"

by McKinley & Cole .... for Omar December 14, 2004

the Mamma with the Quan

Girl who can use language, but isn't reliant on slang and has faith in using real english

She can talk it, walk it, be the Mamma with the Quan, but she still an english-talking Jane, or Jenny, or Katy or Whatever...

by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

find the quarter

1. A favorite game of children of all ages.

2. A favorite game of middle-aged, single men with mustaches.

3. The act of placing or "dropping" a quarter into one's briefs to be retrieved by the child one has lured into the van.

Frank loved playing find the quarter because it gave him a serious boner to have pre-teen children with their hands inadvertantly groping his dangle.

by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003

The Quan

A gift birthed straight from the asshole of God. The Quan is a holy device which is commonly used to reach a higher plane of consciousness by achieving a buzz greater than no other. The name Quan was first popularized by the Peagans and is used by these creatures to this day.

You got The Quan ?
Pass me the fucking Quan!

by shitstacey February 19, 2019

streaking across the quad

To run naked across a large field-like common area, usually associated with a college campus.

I'm so drunk! Lets go streaking across the quad!

by aliclaire August 31, 2012

The Quan Treatment

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical

Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment

by IssaMysteryy June 4, 2018