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The penguin

Laughter that resembles that of the Penguin from Batman.
"Why is aids a miracle", says Nile River
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).
by Neil aka Nile September 26, 2005
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finish the penguin

(noun)- While having any kind of sex, the male draws a penguin on any part of the womans body. Then ejaculating or "finishing" it off with sperm on the white part of the penguin.
Bob: Yo girl, lemme finish the penguin.
Girl: Okay
by poopoopoohead May 12, 2010
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the penguin plunge

this sexual act is performed by the male, and it is when he is on the side of a swimming pool or at the beach... so he inserts his feet into two girls vaginas and then proceeds to "plunge" into the water and uses the girls as flippers to propel himself through the water like a penguin.
i saw these two hot cunts laying out at the beach so i jammed my feet into their pussies and did the penguin plunge right into the ocean.
by s.a.v. (dream team) March 23, 2009
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pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.
"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"
by dudeman February 21, 2004
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The Penguin

When a girl gives a guy a blow job then pretends to swallow only to come up for a kiss and dump his load into his mouth. Much like a penguin feeds their young.
This girl totally Penguined me last night! "WHAT?!? She did The Penguin to you too?"

"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"
by CrackHead12 June 21, 2011
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walking the penguin

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.
by Ittouchy January 31, 2008
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tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
by remarketer May 12, 2011
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