Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

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Stacy: *spots a hot guy* “oh my god, Sidney! Lorax!!”
Janie: “yassss gurl, TOTAL LORAX!”
Annie: “Lorax, for sure!”
Janie: “yassss gurl, TOTAL LORAX!”
Annie: “Lorax, for sure!”
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