sucking the king's nipples

To submit or give up.

Sucking a king's nipples was a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland

What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

sucking the king's nipples by anonymousredditor July 4, 2010

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All the King's Men

A very long novel written by Robert Penn Warren to torture the teens of modern society. Having a plot based around the politics and the corruption it can cause, in the end, just about everyone dies.

George: Dang, I gotta read All the King's Men for english class!

John: Don't worry: everyone kills themself, the end.

All the King's Men by Bumblebee15 March 21, 2011

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Receiving the King's Shilling

Verb: Present Continuous

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In the late 18th and early 19th centuries the Naval forces of England suffered from a lack of sailors. Consequently men were press-ganged into service. They were given drinks until drunk by recruiters, and when drunk the King's Shilling would be placed in their pocket whenceforth they would be cudgelled and taken semi-conscious aboard the ship. In the morning they were convinced that they had accepted the King's Shilling in good faith and had therefore been unarguably and indefinitely conscripted.

In gay terms: getting drunk and turning gay

"He woke up, after receiving the King's Shilling (he didn't know how), with a tremendous hangover. His partner DID know how.

Receiving the King's Shilling by Tony du SXW2 January 18, 2022

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In Love with the King’s Face

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.

A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!

In Love with the King’s Face by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023