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Take The Kids To The Pool

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"
by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011
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she took the kids

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.
Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay
by Tempis October 4, 2018
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I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.
"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"
by worm meat December 1, 2018
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dropping the kids off at the pool

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl
by tanima May 20, 2004
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Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.
I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.
by Skizurp June 10, 2003
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down with the kids

The state of being on the same wave length as members of a younger generation. To be cool, clued-up and enlightened as a result of ones knowledge and/or pursuit of the interests, passtimes and trends commonly associated with people younger than oneself. A characteristic commonly displayed by minor television personalities, celebrities and people involved in entertainment media, trend spotting, marketing and advertising.
I better get myself snowboarding if I want to be down with kids.

I almost broke my neck the other day learning how to skateboard but hey I'm down with the kids!

British TV personality Alex Kramer is down with the kids! High five!
by Matt Seale May 16, 2007
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box the kids came in

Simply the pussy. tunataco
well boys I am going home and play with the box the kids came in.
by BIGCHEESE April 20, 2005
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