The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.
Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019
Get the Kato Balance Paradox mug.The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
by alecwind July 18, 2021
Get the Kato, the Purest Victim mug.Kato refers to squirrel in punjabi. Although Punjabis are so into other animals rather then Kato's...Kato is an obsessive word for some Punjabi people. Kato can be used to talk with kids because kids are just like squirrels. They get what they need and they go on about there day.
by GEO8234 March 22, 2023
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by Alexthewriter November 22, 2021
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“My nigga kato”
by pologisbetter February 13, 2022
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