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You missed the joke.

You simply missed the joke. This is a bad thing on the social media. Avoiding this mistake is recommended.
Typer 1: Wow that’s not funny. I did not laugh!
Typer 2: But it’s a meme it’s supposed to be funny.
Typer 3: You missed the joke.
by Idk just someone January 18, 2023
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The Centrifuge Joke

The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”
The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese
by Quincy McKenzie July 10, 2020
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The Muffin Joke

A widely known joke of uncertain origin involving two personified muffins residing within an oven.

Has been regarded as the best, worst, most over-told, most under-appreciated, most clever, and/or most lame joke in history. As with most well known jokes, there are many different versions, usually with small changes to the phrasing of their location and the first muffin's comment, but faithfully ending with "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!".
A well known version of The Muffin Joke:

So these two muffins are chillin' in a oven, right? The first muffin says to the second muffin: "Ahh! We're in an oven..." The second muffin says to the first muffin: "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
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the jew and the pizza joke

do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream
did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood
by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010
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what is the best joke

That’s up to you. If you make someone happy that’s all that matters!
What is the best joke?

Nock Nock...
by bdoodle_akina November 14, 2019
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The butt joke

A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.
Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"

Ryan: (Pause)

Steve: "And I'll be the captian"

Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008
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The Leaf Joke

Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.

This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".
The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"

Your friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outsider: (what??) Oh! Yeah! hahaha!!!
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010
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