feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

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After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.

by C. Kret August 5, 2008

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bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush

Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!

by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017

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Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

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Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.

I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster

by Nurrit May 11, 2021

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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

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