A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
by asinc November 19, 2012
1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever
2. I like cartoons hehe
2. I like cartoons hehe
by Shmoy May 04, 2006
This garfield book is funny shit
by AflacJack August 28, 2003
by H2OKZ May 19, 2019
To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.
This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.
You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.
You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
by kingofspin9 October 20, 2010
by L0R1 December 09, 2020
by TheRealJack69! April 10, 2022