The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.

"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012

The French Dipper

This is when, while eating a roast beef sandwich, you dip your balls in the au jus sauce and slowly stick them in and out of the girls mouth while she licks off the sauce.

Hey Pete! I took a girl to Subway in a first date the other night. She followed me to the bathroom because she wanted The French Dipper. Then she finished me by sucking me off on the toilet! Second time this week!

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 19, 2018

The French Eiffle Tower

The French Eiffel Tower is a Huge tower of when it was build in 1889

OMG! regarde c'est le The French Eiffle Tower

by TommyDictionary June 9, 2022

The French

Everyone hates these Mofos

French 'Person":" Viva France!, huououououo"
Guy1: *Beats the Frenchie up*

by durpy7 January 13, 2023

did you get the french toast?

When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.

All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.

by SupBros July 7, 2017

what the French

WHAT THE FRENCH.
Term invented in the underground Boston society.
usually used by anti-french people in a non-swearing atmosphere.
easy to use and relieves the anger against French people.

"What the French is going on in this place?"

"What the French am I supposed to do to get an A in accounting?"

by axoule January 26, 2009

The French

The natural enemy of British People such as myself.

“The french are really annoying!”

by T34main October 13, 2019