A crazy mexican that is obsessive and will do anything for dome. You better atch out them Enriques are scary..
by ashbeasssssst August 17, 2011
Get the Enriquemug. Someone who is into a lot of strange fetishes. Specifically one who is obsessed with the odd combination of hair and straps, although several other less prominent fetishes are certainly present.
Joe: Dude, Enrique, check out that crazy hot chick.
Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.
Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*
Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.
Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*
by xxxMasterDick October 1, 2011
Get the Enriquemug. Pseudo-Emo layabout. Often dresses in black, and cries about everyday comments. An enrique will also wear sweatshirts / hoodies over work clothes for apparently no reason, even on hot days.
Joe - Whats up with that sad guy at work? I told him that he shouldn't wear a hoodie at work and he started to cry
Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.
Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.
by T Rich November 19, 2007
Get the Enriquemug. Get the Enriquemug. 
Enrique is a simp, he does everything he can to obtain cooch from a girl that 5 other guys are going for. He hangs out with her at lunch but cannot get a sliver of cooch as hard as he tries
by Penischeeseinator December 4, 2019
Get the Enriquemug. 