A crazy mexican that is obsessive and will do anything for dome. You better atch out them Enriques are scary..
by ashbeasssssst August 13, 2011
Someone who is into a lot of strange fetishes. Specifically one who is obsessed with the odd combination of hair and straps, although several other less prominent fetishes are certainly present.
Joe: Dude, Enrique, check out that crazy hot chick.
Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.
Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*
Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.
Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*
by xxxMasterDick October 2, 2011
Pseudo-Emo layabout. Often dresses in black, and cries about everyday comments. An enrique will also wear sweatshirts / hoodies over work clothes for apparently no reason, even on hot days.
Joe - Whats up with that sad guy at work? I told him that he shouldn't wear a hoodie at work and he started to cry
Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.
Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.
by T Rich October 31, 2007
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Enrique is a simp, he does everything he can to obtain cooch from a girl that 5 other guys are going for. He hangs out with her at lunch but cannot get a sliver of cooch as hard as he tries
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