Saving lives on the daily

That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.

Parker: This fish is about to die!

Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY

by Pakashop July 30, 2013

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I DOUBLE EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Infinite

Stop eating big nate ...

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily infinite

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

hitting the bong on the daily

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.

L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

the daily show

A show that used to be great. Jon Stewart was always funny, and it had Stephen Colbert as a field reporter. Then, Colbert left and The Daily Show got way too serious. Instead of clever written jokes, Stewart resorted to saying Bush is stupid a million different ways. The show is occasionally funny, just not as good as it used to be. Also, there are people who watch this to get their real news. If you watch it as a comedy program, that's fine(even though it isn't as funny anymore.) If you watch this show to get your news and opinions on things, you should be shot.

The Daily Show used to be great but now it is just average. The Colbert Report is much funnier, watch that.

by stevedawg13 August 4, 2006

The Daily Shiz

a real gangsta's newspaper. sometimes read by dolphin trainers or dolphinlab people at the drc.

"Never try to train the dolphins while reading The Daily Shiz"

by Bedspread June 11, 2006

The Daily Show Generation

Generation Y and every generation thereafter.

The ripe for brainwashing crowd generation that gets its news not from newspapers, or even the standard biased NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, CNN or MSNBC...but from The Daily Show or Saturday Night Live.

These people exist. You know them. Everyone knows them.

The Daily Show Generation Member: Dude...I can't believe Bush orchestrated 9/11. Obama is still cleaning all the mess from Bush. Bush sucks, he's like Hitler and Mussolini. Mussolini was bad right? Wait, he was Italian, but Italians are good - not that anyone's bad...especially Muslisms. I have lots of Muslim friends. I have lots of Black friends, too. I think we should Coexist! I have a bumper sticker on my car that says it...my Black friend said it's cool...Hey did you see the Daily Show last night? I was so high, but I think Jon Stewart REPORTED some news about that speaker lady...what's her name? Isn't it Clinton? Yeah, he said Speaker Clinton was in Afghanistan and she's gonna fix it because she'll talk to the Taliban and then call Obama so that we all know what to do to live in peace. It was awesome. Remember? Anyway, I've gonna vote for Stephen Colbert, seriously!! I know my Grandfather died in WWII and his grandfather died in the Civil war so we could all vote...but it's just one vote! Who cares! Wanna play Halo?

Everyone else in America: STFU

by Comic Nut January 6, 2011