call someone on the carpet

To call someone into question; to question one's action

to call someone on the carpet

by stanzz October 25, 2006

Queso hit/on the carpet

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.

Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.

by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020

tripping on the carpet

When a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again.

Man that pussy was tight. Bitches got me tripping on the carpet.

by Stampa October 23, 2015

hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016