Shannon the Cannon

Famous porn star most notably known for her roles in bestiality films and gang bangs. Also auditioned for a part in the "Dick in a Box" jingle.

Did you see Shannon the Cannon in "DOGGYstyle" and "Who Knew Horses Can Do That"?

by derkaderkastan February 1, 2010

wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

by sam west January 10, 2008

loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

clear the cannon

The act of finishing during sex and resembling a World War 2 cannon going off while under attack

Been a while, think I might go home and bend the wife over the washing machine and clear the cannon

Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon

by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024

The Alf Cannon

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar June 11, 2006

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013