cannon

1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.

Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.

by Molten Funk January 6, 2008

cannon

Old school term for a skilled pickpocket.

"Stumpy is a real class cannon - he can clean out a vic's pockets faster than a flatfoot can eat a donut!"

by VerbalGimp May 29, 2007

cannon

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

by Robertino October 19, 2005

Cannon

Quality gamer that causes bulletholes and blunt force trauma to ingame opponents.

hey that dude killed a lot of zombies...
yeah he's a cannon!

by tytass October 6, 2010

cannon

big round booty

(girl with big butt walks by)

De'von: She got a CANNON!

by champagneforever July 31, 2008

cannons

a person whose guns have outgrown the word 'gun', and become known as cannons

andy: get a load of the guns on mr d
steve: those arent guns, those are fkn CANNONS!

by holmesinho January 26, 2007

Cannon

Pretty cool when he says the n word. He also makes fun of furries.

Did you meet Cannon?

Yeah he's cool although some people think he's mean.

by Poopyhead-fartbrain June 26, 2020