Archer

Secretly gay but likes to put others down. Uses short, slutty bitches as his beard and transforms them in to his minion. He has no friends because he is a total douche bag. He loves his hair and looks like an umbrella, he thinks it is a mad flow. If you saw his hair from behind, you would think he is a girl. Overall, he is an immature asshole.

Look at that she male walking over there. It is such an Archer.

That is such an Archer comment.

by blackmagicwoman568687 December 16, 2011

archer

v. To perjure yourself while bringing a spurious libel case and later be found out and thrown in jail. After Jeffrey Archer, who did just that.

Maybe Tony Veitch will archer himself when he tries to sue the papers who said he beat his girlfriend up.

by RichDRich April 16, 2009

Archer

An extremely beautiful girl that is also very thickkk.

Damn look at her . Damn that's archer.

by High '07 February 18, 2017

archer

he is ew! that is all i have to say. exept for he has verrry bad dating skills. never trust him.

archer: hi

me: ew archer die in a pit

by love kitty so much November 5, 2021

Archer

Archer normally has a hotter cooler younger sister who is awesome and name starts with F

“Hey have you heard of Archer”

“You mean that cool hot awesome funny talented girls brother?”
“Oh yeah!”

by Coolgirl42 June 16, 2021

archer

Elephantitis sized balls flapping on a fat bitches cunt, or a fags asshole.

I archered that bitch so hard she put her head through the wall. That crazy cunt!

by Bob7878 June 28, 2007

Archer

Archer is the name of a nice guy who is loved and has lots of money and is usually a movie guy who likes video games and his sisters usually 5 will chant he's the best he's the best

That's good that's an archer

by Jedi night 767 June 15, 2018