Consequences will never be the same 

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

Consequences will never be the same by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

All girls are the same 

All girls are the same, a special song and quote from the late Juice WRLD. All girls are the same is exactly what it says, when a girl breaks your heart you feel all girls are the same😔

All girls are the same, there rotting my brain love

All girls are the same by Juicewrldthegoat999 October 24, 2020

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time 

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time by glyz December 11, 2022

can't walk and chew gum at the same time 

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

can't walk and chew gum at the same time by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

on the same page, but in different books! 

when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.

John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"

on the same page, but in different books! by Haha?? July 29, 2010

Swinging For The Same Team 

A person who is attracted to the same sex. Also known as gay.

I heard that Barney is swinging for the same team

Swinging For The Same Team by KimJungNumberUn September 28, 2014

fucking the same butt 

thinking in a similar way.

We both understand, we're fucking the same butt here.

fucking the same butt by 000fwd November 15, 2010