texting

1. an invention that allows people, usually in their teenage years, to talk to more than one of their "friends" at once

2. the reason kids don't learn as much at school...except maybe a better way of not getting caught using your phone.

3. something the majority of people over the age of forty can't seem to figure out.

4. the easiest way for you to ignore someone that you don't want to talk to.. as opposed to refusing their phone calls.

5. something parents hate you to do all the time, but what we can't stop doing.

1. Rachel: hey hoe whats crackin'?

Cheryl: hey slut i'm just texting like 400 different people at the same time.

2. Mother: hey sweetie, what did you learn at school today?

Child: *click click click*...what? sorry...oh nothing

Mother: nothing?

Child: uhhh...nope?

3. Adult: GODDAMNIT! how in all hell does this work!?!?

Teenager: *sigh* omg. wtf? y dont u no how to work it? its so ez

4. Person you don't know but somehow has your number: hey you.

You: *delete message*... what message?

5. Kevin: *laughs to self about a text he just recently recieved*

Parent: what are you laughing at?

Kevin: nothing

Parent: you're kidding me right? are you texting again?!??!

Kevin: ...

Parent: WHY DON'T U JUST CALL THEM? you have a PHONE for a reason...if you wanted a keyboard i would have gotton you that!

Kevin:...
*walks out of room and continues to text*

by pinksockedhobo1 January 8, 2009

texting supremacy

Having the last word in texting form by not responding. Shows social superiority in that one has better things to do than respond to a text that says "kk". Double points if used successfully against a member of the opposite sex. An ego-boosting phenomenon.

Emma: I didn't text Ted back, he tells me he's going to the gym? Like I care.
Elise: Texting supremacy. Way to not dignify that shit.

by Plasticworks March 20, 2011

Texting company

When your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. They are called "texting company".

Texting company:
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo

by Jimmety Cricket June 28, 2011

Teasing

When someone is turning you on but you can't do anything because you're at school

Oliver was teasing me during math

by person#13333333 June 4, 2018

Texting Chameleon

Similar to a social chameleon, a texting chameleon is someone who may change how they talk or behave in certain online environments/group chats.

For example, a texting chameleon may adopt different slang that they normally wouldn't use outside of that particular circle of people.

by Sashay Away July 13, 2020

Caveman Texting

The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting

person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me

Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...

by HandOfEris May 4, 2010

wagner texting

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.

Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013