Teledaddy

A male parental unit who thinks raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

I was once a stupid girl who had a child with a teledaddy who's only contribution to our child is a long distance phone bill I have to pay for.

by thenatanator November 11, 2009

Teledap

to share a dap that you have received with someone that the giver requested, usually when said giver will not be present to give the dap himself.

Yeah, make sure to teledap some of the guys for me when you get there.

by Meanstreak(BNino[ZSW]) February 24, 2011

Telenigas

Telenigas is a term describing how a slave has the benefits of technology. They avoid africa and they stay at home being a weiboo and or otaku sits on their fat asses while crunching chips like an american.

Bro leave the house and play with me stop being a “telenigas”

by Fat ass on an anvil September 17, 2019

Telenovela

1: A Spanish Soap Opera

2: A word to use when some is being so overdramatic

“Hey did you see Maria’s trantrum earlier?”
“Yeah she was being so telenovela”

by YeahImNotOnFire September 20, 2017

Telenapping

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.

Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.

by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

telentoro

a person who destorys mames and kills all in his path. destroyer of nations words and all he survays. created by josh duff to rule the world of hevan and hell

telentoro is comming run for he will destroy everything

by joshua alland duff July 21, 2011

teledildopping

The practise of purchasing dildos off TV channels such as QVC

Rhys had a lot of explaining to do when his mum found a 500 pound bill from teledildopping.

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017