Teets

Male nipples that secrete milk.

Zach has teets that can provide sustenance to his cats.

by BJP May 8, 2006

teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."

by SrBlanco November 15, 2005

Teets

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.

Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!

by kutmye July 19, 2009

teets

A girl with small titties

Man I love that bitch's teets.

I sucked them teets dry last night.

by yo_daddyB June 12, 2005

teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!

by Shweta February 14, 2008

teet

a small amount or portion

Ex.1: "I'd like some hot sauce, but only a teet."

Ex.2: "Can you turn that music down just a teet please? I'm trying to stufdy."

by JoDance November 10, 2004

teets

A term used by kids in wisconsin to say they are going to smoke Marijuana

Steve:Yo bro lets go teets it

Carl:eaze

by BIG TY G April 3, 2009