teddy bear

1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)

2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy

1) my girlfriend really loves her teddy bear

2)"Hey Teddy Bear!"

"Stop calling me that!"

by chucky norrissy October 30, 2009

teddy bear

A man who is obese and has a body hair problem.

That guy looks like a real teddy bear, go figure.

by Witchdoc6146 July 19, 2010

teddy bear

something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas

I want to squish them all like teddy bears!

by i like to squish teddy bears October 20, 2003

teddie bear

A cute little cuddlecreature shaped like a bear cub.

I gave my daughter a teddie bear for her birfday.

by teh teddie December 20, 2014

teddy bear

when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey

holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!

by Uvenk January 12, 2011

teddy bear

The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.

I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.

by William D October 10, 2005

teddy bear

Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.

Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!

by Mogely January 23, 2006