Technoblade

The blood god, the reincarnation of Sun Tzu, he is a pig man with an obsession over potatoes and drop kicking orphans or Tommyinnit.

"Oh god, it's Technoblade, my parents are dead I must hide."

"I smell orphan."

by Chairooga December 28, 2020

Technoblade

The greatest minecraft player to have ever lived.

Technoblade never dies.

by li8 July 2, 2022

Sound Technician

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat

by davetech1981 November 18, 2011

TECHNOVIKING

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

by Eloij October 5, 2007

Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.

"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"

by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022

Ass Technician

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

bong technician

A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.

"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."

"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."

by Discordant September 13, 2009