Techtard

People who think they're being scammed or hacked because of a visual technical issue.

John thought Bob was hacking him because his screen was taking forever to load over screenshare.
"John, stop being a techtard and have some patience."

by Valpin January 3, 2024

Techtarded

Someone who lacks technical phone computer, or Internet knowledge.

I tried to upload a file but I was too techtarded to figure out how.

by Ltlovely February 3, 2026