Unbelievable juggalo artist from Kansas City. Never on the radio or MTV and does tours with ICP, Eminem, Twiztid, Esham, Anybody Killa, Three 6 Mafia, Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, etc. Amazing speed with slow beats, dark lyrics, and very strange subject matter. Infact, is on the record label, "Strange Music"
"The killa clowns in yo town raisin all hell"

Let's just hope Tech N9ne never goes mainstream...
by Spikesy July 14, 2006
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An awesomely cool rapprar who likes shouting slurs at the movies, getting people to join his drinking club, getting hella one fiddy one on kool aid, and eating some fried chicken. Based in Kansas City, he spends his weekends being chased by the KKK. Most people say his name wrong, sounding out n9ne like nine, when it should be said like en nine en ee (Tech Eninenee)
HEY! Tech N9ne is cool!

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by Lou, Caribou April 28, 2008
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The most talented rapper in the game. With the biggest underground fan base. Tech N9ne let his fans download his CD absolute Power directly off of his website and still made skrilla. FTI. Tech is so fast AND talented. He would make twista look like a fool.
Theres alot of slicker niggas where i come from,theres another missile catcher just like him, his name is mitchel bade, mitchel bade
by 7 sins July 9, 2004
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simply the best rapper alive, and he aint kiddin about the caribu lou.
no matter what japetoe says, tech n9ne is the best!!!! Domonic thinks the word japetoe is funny. LoL
by 707mattfromVallejo August 24, 2008
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Tech n9ne = fastest rapper Twista = just got BEAT! BY TECH NINA
Listen to the two rappers and then you'd know whos faster, itz about time that the new fastest rapper should be announced tech n9ne.
by tech9 December 12, 2007
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A mainly underground rapper with unbelievable talent. Representing Kansas City, tech n9ne's rowdy flow elicits riots and you can't help but bob your head to his great beats. Tech N9ne has one of the largest underground fan bases in entertainment. Tech combines unbelievably speedy rhymes with real lyrics to create great music.

151 rum, pinapple juice, malibu, caribou get em' all numb. Make baby girl come out of her shell and raise hell don't stop till the cops come. -tech n9ne: caribou lou
by mikkkk December 12, 2006
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1.a kansas city missouri based rapper.
2.nine is the number of completion:nine months of pregnancy,nine live,360(3+6+0=9)
watch out cuz' here comes techanina, no doubt cuz' her comes techanina
by girl from kcmo January 7, 2004
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