Mike Tealed

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

by Gramatron March 21, 2022

teased

The phase between sober and high in terms of smoking marijuana

Maddi: "Yo Riyad,you high?"
Riyad: "Not lifted, but not sober"
Maddi: "oh, you mean teased"

by Chief Reefer April 1, 2009

taped

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

by spy September 11, 2003

Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

taped

secret code of being drunk

"Man, i'm so taped. This is great."
"Can we get some tape tonight?"

by Bobbie Sharol February 12, 2007

twaped

when someone tweets using your account without permission. eg. mrx wants to bum @mrY

I was twaped by Stephen Fry

by K1NG AD April 14, 2010

Pillow Teamed

Being hassled by one manager when you were actually having a dispute with another manager. For this term to apply, the managers must be sleeping together.

I had an argument with Sally yesterday and this morning Bob called me into his office. They pillow teamed me.

by chickenladyloveslife1976 May 5, 2012