The Seabiscuit

After sex, the woman places a towel between her legs to keep the cum from dripping out, holding one end of the towel in front of her and the other behind her. She then proceeds to "gallop like seabiscuit", pretending the towel is a horse, to the restroom where she cleans up.

Me: So my girl and I just did it and afterwards she galloped to the bathroom like she was riding a horse.
Friend: So she was doing the Seabiscuit?

by Rycrober January 30, 2008

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A good way to not use cuss words in front of you parents, grandparents, at church, ect. It was also a movie about horses that kinda sucked. Another good word to use in place of a cuss word is "Malcom Jamal Warner!"

I was about to scream "Goddamn!" in front of my grandparents, as i had just knocked my shin into there stupid glass coffee table. Luckily i caught myself and screamed
"Seabiscuit!" instead.

by malcom jamal warner January 18, 2007

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Pickled Seabiscuit

The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.

When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.

by PickleGod762 January 2, 2023

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dangling seabiscuit

When a male ballsack slaps the inner thigh. It can usually be done on purpose with the legs spread and producing a swinging motion.

One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.

“It’s so hot out, this dangling seabiscuit is keeping me cool.”

“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”

by The CrimsynChan January 18, 2018

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Seabiscuit

When a woman sits on a mans face and rides his mouth either via the pussy or arse or both

Girl: omg im taking him home and im gonna ride his face to the finish line like seabiscuit!!

Boy: damn she sat on my face and rode me like seabiscuit, i thought i was gonna suffocate!!

by Deeptoke2017 July 12, 2017

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