Taymar

Taymar is the most beautiful girl you could ever meet.

Her smile lights up the whole room, everyone stops and stairs as she is breath takingly beautiful.

Her smile outshines the stars in the sky.

A girl you can look up to an admire for all that she is and her amazing strength. Incomparable to any other person in this entire universe.

'have you seen taymar today?'
'how beautiful did she look?'

by laurynaskdgf January 23, 2013

Tarmacsurfing

The consequence from suffering a fast lowside crash on a motorbike, where you skid your sorry ass down the road, possibly resulting in severe abrasion injuries.

Bloke 1: Hey fella, what did you get up to last weekend?
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!

by D-K1 April 4, 2008

Tarmacing

Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...

Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina

by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021

on the tarmac in Charlotte

Unable to do something fun because another activity prevents it.

Are you up to meet for coffee?

I can’t. I’m on the tarmac in Charlotte.

by marcusco February 6, 2022

Tarmacked

To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.

"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"

by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020

Tarmacked

Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.

"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."

by Shut-It September 3, 2009

tarmacing

(verb)
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.

Billy tarmaced his bitch all night long

by munging_commander November 17, 2004