A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...
I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.
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I've never come across a person like Tareen ever in my life. Her heart is so pure.
Tareen always makes my day.
Tareen always makes my day.
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The Wheel weaves as the Wheel will. All people are threads in the web, but the Wheel weaves the pattern of the web around Taveren. Taveren are the centre points in web and so their lives are determinant by pattern.
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel will. All people are threads in the web, but the Wheel weaves the pattern of the web around Taveren. Taveren are the centre points in web and so their lives are determinant by pattern.
- Go or stay. Together or apart. It doesn't matter. You all three are Taveren. Even I can see it and I don't have that talent. Just by what happens around you.
"No more! I don't want to hear about that any more!"
- Weather you hear it or not it is still true. The wheel of time weaves the pattern of the age. Using the lives of men for thread. And you three are taveren : Centerpoints of the weaving.
"No more!"
- For a time the wheel will bend the pattern around you three whatever you do. And whatever you do is more likely to be chosen by the wheel then by you.
"No more! I don't want to hear about that any more!"
- Weather you hear it or not it is still true. The wheel of time weaves the pattern of the age. Using the lives of men for thread. And you three are taveren : Centerpoints of the weaving.
"No more!"
- For a time the wheel will bend the pattern around you three whatever you do. And whatever you do is more likely to be chosen by the wheel then by you.
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Get the taeven mug.being twisted up and abused in different indescribable ways while hooking up with an extremely psychotic person. The usual consequence of a taverna twister is death.
There is a scarce amount of people who have lived to tell the tale of the time they got their first taverna twister
i almost got a taverna twister last night man, let me sleep
apparently Alan taverna twisted himself with a telephone
i almost got a taverna twister last night man, let me sleep
apparently Alan taverna twisted himself with a telephone
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