Testicular Tickler

When a woman is using a tickling motion with her fingers on a mans balls.

I was with this freak last night, she even used the Testicular Tickler on my balls.

by Noicore June 27, 2010

testicular torsion

When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.

"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"

by hussad October 17, 2004

Testicular Bull

Lying about the length of one's penis.

Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."

by chloeg29 December 14, 2010

Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018

testiculardar

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays

Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"

by zc540 June 27, 2006

Testoculars

When a man stretches and places his testicles over a female's eyes, allowing her to use them as binoculars.

"Dude, Kathy is so hot. I want her to use my balls as testoculars."

"My girlfriend wanted to get kinky last night, so she looked through a pair of testoculars."

by Ponchezied March 11, 2013

Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

by Ns October 10, 2013