Tard

Similar to the common word "retard," only a "retard" is someone born with a disability who cannot help it. A "tard" is someone that is not innately mentally disabled. On the contrary, a tard is so damnably stupid and such a bellend, that they appear to be retarded to the untrained eye.

That tard thinks he can be me at Halo on PC with his XBOX controller.

by esadbaf October 25, 2004

Tard

a person not qualified to be a retard

I heard that tard Billy has been eating out of his cats litter box again is he stupid

by Mark888 February 28, 2012

Tard

Someone whos is lacking all manners of intelligance. Someone whos is going out with a kid named David.
And insult used by awsome people with great observing skills to make dumb people want to kill themselves

"Jessica, you tard"
"Jessica shut-up you're a tard"
"Jessica you dumbass tard, stop arguing with James, hes always right"

by Jamehahnda June 7, 2007

Tard

French for "late". Not used in France much.

Little Tim - "Hi Dad. I pierced my weenis. Sorry I'm late, by the way."

Big Tim - "Son, you are a tard."

by teh amazin tommy October 29, 2009

Tard

A person who is not retarded but who lacks or doesn't use common sense or good judgement.

James is a tard for not studing the night before the test.

by Kidoku April 22, 2006

Tard

One who acts like a retard even if they are not really one.

That guy is acting like a tard.

by Annala October 24, 2008

Tard

Someone who is being so stupid there just isn't a word to describe their ignorance!!!! Also...someone who is so stupid...calling them a retard would be giving them a compliment!!!

*Guy is being stupid...trying to impress people walking by*
Girl: Quit being a tard and grow up!

by Brittlee October 20, 2006