tanking

to perform fellatio.

im tanking my boyfriend tonight!

by imapriest April 13, 2009

Tanking

When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.

Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....

by Mark-Shadows October 30, 2009

Tanking

The action of holding two beers in one hand.

Every time I see Webb he's tanking

by Willt987 March 27, 2015

Tanking

The act of drinking tea whilst masturbating (wanking).

The new guy was caught tanking in the crib room last week

by BGR3 June 26, 2016

Tanking

To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.

Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!

by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016

Tanking

When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet

I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking

by Boburnqueef February 8, 2018

Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine

Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking

by sidface October 20, 2020