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Tanakas-Mom

A middle-aged asian woman who has a very stereotypical japanese accent and can only say one of the following phrases:
1. Oooh so many peerole!
2. Prees shut da door agin sank you!
3. Oooh yesh. ^___^
4. Ooh herro! ^___^
Hey, check out Tanaka's Mom, she's one sexy bastard!
by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003
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Tanaka Reina

Member of J-POP group Morning Musume. Attracting paedophiles like it's nobody's bizness since she joined as a 12 year old.

Till this day, she still looks like a 12 year old.
OMFG! I'm gonna buy like 3 Tanaka Reina realdolls and have a f-ing 4-some!!! AWESOME!!!

*sound of FBI crashing through the door 1 minute later*
by dik master's son September 10, 2011
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Tanaka

The secret war name of the Indian tribe that fucked up George Armstrong Custer at the "Last Stand".

As in: "The Tanaka Indians put an end to that Custer bullshit."

Since then, the phrase has often been shortened to tanaka, which in English means: Take Names And Kick Ass.

Typically used to describe the act of cutting through the bullshit and getting down to brass tacks.
"Those guys were so lazy, I had to tanaka the shit out of them just to get the project done."
by Waterboat June 7, 2009
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Although Japanese in origin, Tanaka may signify a lonely polish woman who backs out of doing fun things with close friends at the last minute for the sole purpose of feeling wanted. Seen most frequently in children who were raised with no siblings, this behavior is a survival mechanism which enables the individual to exist without any close friends.
Without exception, a male Tanaka has a small penis.
guy1: "I can't come skiing with all of you this weekend because I hurt my knee on the treadmill."

guy2: "typical... you are pulling a Tanaka."
by ouch33 January 24, 2011
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Tanaka

it's better than the best, a euphoric feeling....can't get any better than this! It's the way little green men make you feel!

T-T-TANAKA! It's like being at that point before you cum!
He was so sexy! I couls slop him up with a piece of bread. Tanaka!
by TaKiNbAcKsHoTs July 24, 2010
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When he pulled down his pants she said, "Dang! you're a Tanaka".
by JimmyNeutron22 October 9, 2014
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