Punch tall people month 

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you

it is punch tall people month, time to punch paul

Punch tall people month by ConfusionTrix October 2, 2022

National Trip Tall People Day 

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

National Trip Tall People Day by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

National Throw Tall People Month 

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

National Throw Tall People Month by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022

national kick tall people day 

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*

national kick tall people day by therealdefintions October 4, 2022

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

national kick tall people decade by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

National Slap Tall People Month 

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People

Hey its National Slap Tall People Month

National Slap Tall People Month by Quinn gs fgfn October 15, 2021

National tall people day 

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

National tall people day by Chickenmann September 2, 2021