sometimes used to describe the shade of Donald Trump's skin, or something of similar colour. combination of Trump and pumpkin.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.
noun.
noun.
The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.
by highchromiumdiet January 15, 2016
The act of misinformed Americans collectively sucking Donald Trump's dick while he shits on the world.
by PurpDerp April 05, 2016
by WayneCheeky October 14, 2016
A sexual act where one gives a blowjob to a man who is perched on top of a fence while simultaneously shitting on the other side of said fence. The higher the fence the better!
by ABPosey July 28, 2016
by Pallor42 December 12, 2016
A reverse blumpkin. When a female is sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and fellating a dude standing in front of her.
That bitch is so freaky, the blumpkin wasn't wild enough for her. I hear she is now obsessed with the trumpkin.
by Antonio Blackcock November 07, 2008