trucker paulsen

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

by chandizl December 16, 2008

trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

by closed call February 6, 2010

Truckers Coffee

Coffee laced with methamphetamine.

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.

by ngtc July 9, 2014

trucker tan

Tan on one of your arms... happens when u drive around in the summer and rest one arm out the window.

Guy 1: Dude... why is your one arm darker than the other?
Guy 2: Its cause ive been driving around all summer... its a trucker tan man...

by Papageorgiou June 1, 2006

trucker dick

When a man doesn't wash his penis,testicles or asshole for a long period of time causing a foul odor that exudes from his entire being.

Man do you smell that? Someone has trucker dick up in this mutherfucker!!

by MollyRust August 24, 2017

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

by population361 May 30, 2006

trucker bomb

A plastic container (could be a milk jug or a water bottle) that a trucker pisses in while he is driving his truck. Then he throws it out of the window so that he does not have to stop to relieve the call of nature. Can also be a plastic bag and feces may be involved.

"Don't get hit with that trucker-bomb"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005