Toob on you

A way of saying go to hell, but in a funnier way.

Person: *annoys me on purpose*
Me: Toob on you!

by Sunnydownn November 29, 2020

toob.kylee

word use for a girl thats fine and has a tight pussy you cant pass up.

Yasssss toob.kylee

by Moosetots September 9, 2014

Toob’n

The act of master-bating during a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference was over so I just started loob’n and toob’n. My bad! 🤗

by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020

Toob’n

The act of masterbating on a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference had ended so I just started loob’n and toob’n.

Or

Hey Bob, can you please stop toob’n for a minute and show us this quarter’s financials.

by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020

toob on you

A more polite and fun way of saying go to hell

Ref: *doesn't call a penalty*
Person: TOOB ON YOU!!

by Sunnydownn November 29, 2020

Haha, tööb

Used similarly to "bring it" in response to a situation someone else thinks is dangerous but you know is not due to your massive fucking gun.

swedish arms design bureau in 1955: Okay, listen. We just witnessed an assault on our borders. The cold war is here. We need viable anti-tank weapons.

some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.

by Apastalypse December 30, 2018

noob toob

also spelled noob tube
A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy

Stop using that noob toob or I will ban you from the server

by HKGunner March 13, 2005