sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.

"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets

by kristinat September 30, 2007

shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.

by Tarpie March 26, 2009

Did you get your tickets?

To the gun show! *Flexes muscles*

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*

by Specks December 14, 2012

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016