In The Woods

Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.

His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods

by Havan_IronOak June 19, 2011

into the woods

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

by NastyHobbitses April 16, 2006

do bears shit in the woods?

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

by willy_114 August 31, 2008

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by DanielG. December 26, 2012

camping in the woods

When you're eating out a girl with a bush and fall asleep in the bush

dude i was camping in the woods with lauren casparion last night.

by ken dog August 19, 2008

Does a bear shit in the woods?

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

by trwells86 July 15, 2021