nipples on the tits

when something is epic or awesome, etc

founded by A.zink of london, ontario, canada

man that party was the nipples on the tits!

friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits

by zink101 September 21, 2011

Kick in the Tits

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

Hung to the tits

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.

I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!

by JimmyRK November 17, 2018

what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016

That's the Tits

another way of saying you like something to a huge extent; a way of showing excitment

"No way man, you got a new mustang! That's the tits!"

"Dude you know that girl i've been telling you about? the one thats a model?"
"Yea."
"i asked her on a date and instead she deiced we should stay home and get ronchy!"
"Dude, thats the tits man, props."

by Cameron J December 28, 2007

Jacked To The Tits

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.

For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull

by BounceBirage March 3, 2022