Stump the pump

When you are unable to produce cum during intercourse

Man last night I had whiskey dick and it really did "stump the pump."

by repptile56 April 19, 2014

two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

by Allmanwords June 1, 2017

get the pump on

A phrase traditionally used by drunken yobs to rouse and rally the troops into a frenzy and to encourage evenings of dance, music, intellectual discussion and hopefully later, some sex. However, the phrase can mean what you want it to mean. It's a metaphor on life, man. According to legend the phrase was first heard echoing around the streets of Malia, an island in Greece, only a year ago. Get the pump on.

fucking get the pump on!

by Marting August 31, 2008

oscar the pump god

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism

Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ

by PumpGodism December 21, 2017

Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.

Every good love should know how to prime the pump.

by Skegle king March 13, 2023

chasing the pump

Trying to look as good as your pump, all the time.

Mom I have to go to the gym, I'm chasing the pump.

by Xrendr48 January 26, 2024

cavitate the pump

The act of blowing air into her asshole while eating ass and watching her butthole fart( cavitation).

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy. How was the date last night?
Buddy 2:Well Buddy, it was great. She let me cavitate the pump ; ).

by Berrymacoxknr March 1, 2025