kentucky thumb

The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.

Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.

Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."

by ExecutionerDan May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Thumb

A sex position where you put your thumb in someone.

"I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night"

by GasAllTheJews69 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb into a hole. To save your life or just for fun.

The 50 cal exploded and He used the ol' Kentucky Thumb to save the day.

by GN_CLB May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

1 A sex position where you shove your thumb down a hole in your S/O neck.
2 A life saving procedure when you fuck with a slap round

A gave my girl a Kentucky thumb and she came faster then Scott to the ER.

by DevilWeebYT May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

the practice of inserting your thumb into a woman’s rear, just as Kentucky Ballistics did to save his life.

“Hey Josh, did you hear Brandon Herrera gave Megan Fox the Kentucky Thumb last night?”

by Brandon Herrera May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When one thumb is entered into a woman's vajina instead of a tampon or during intercourse while menstruating. This is all in reference to Kentucky ballistics rn50 accident, stick a thumb in it campaign.

She was bleeding all over the bed so I gave her a Kentucky thumb while we made out

by Shot shooter May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you are hitting it from the back on the red week but the vodka dick hits or you slip out and you don't want blood on your nice white sheets, so you stick a thumb in it to stop the red tide.

"I was having fun with my girl during that time of the month and slipped out so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb."

by Papa Kalash May 20, 2021