A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.
by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010
Get the One hand on the binocularsmug. 
by HoolioQ2 December 21, 2008
Get the Irish binocularsmug. When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"
Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"
Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."
Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"
Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."
by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022
Get the relative motion binocular sex theorymug. What happens when a freelance writer named Gary spots a group of young boys at the playground in Mystic
Damnnnn dog I just picked up these sticky binoculars next to the swing set and now my fingers are glued together. That must’ve been Gary, he writes for the New York Times, WSJ, CNN and FOX.
by GaryFreelances December 2, 2024
Get the Sticky Binocularsmug. When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.
by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019
Get the Swedish binocularsmug. by hekle February 13, 2023
Get the Butchers Binocularsmug.