That's what Hitler said!

The best joke ever. Soon to replace the terrible "that's what SHE said" jokes. Anything mildly anti-Semitic, involving cooking, showers, or gas breeds necessity for this comment.

"You stink, man. Go take a shower!"
'That's what Hitler said!'

by bleedblueandwhite September 12, 2009

That's What BP Said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!

by Hamfry June 11, 2010

That's what I do

An expression that means that you are a specialist in a specific domain.

Ex 1 : Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State : "Anyone who comes in my zone gets laid out, because thats what I do, I LAY PEOPLE OUT !"

Ex 2 : Thad Castle : "I beat drug test, that's what I do !"

Ex 3 : Bow Wow : Who scores de more chicks ? I mean... That's me ! That's what I Do !

by RGuiTwitter May 7, 2011

now that's what i'm talkin!

Talkin' is a short term for the cosmos itself. Understanding this phrase is like trying to understand the creation of the universe. No one can or will ever discover the true meaning or creation of the universe, therefore they will never understand the phrase "Now that's what I'm talkin" for it tells a whole history of life, death, and afterlife. The galaxy itself was created by this one phrase by this one man known as god himself. God once said, "Now that's what I'm talkin," which generated life itself to occupy the space of the known universe. Since then there have been many men trying to withstand the power of "Talkin" however, they eventually fall into darkness and insanity to which no living being can escape. Not even God himself. The main reason the world is what it is today is because God has given into this insanity, creating evil in all aspects of life whether that be natural disasters or men themselves. No one can withstand this power, no one has been seen withstanding this power therefore no other universes have been created since then disproving the multiple universe theory known as the multiverse. DO NOT say this phrase, "Now that's what I'm talkin," for it will drive any man insane to the point of death instantly. The fact that God himself couldn't withstand this power should be a warning to any living being that this power is too much for any being in all of existence.

Haha I just fucked your sister
Yo same!
now that's what i'm talkin!

by Adrian the talkin' boy October 3, 2019

that's what she said

a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke

simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"

by Kevin Blau October 11, 2006

that's what I'm talking about

expression of approval or anticipation

Dude 1: "Dude, check out the size of that cheeseburger!"
Dude 2: "Now, that's what I'm talking about!"

by Fronck June 2, 2008

That's what SANTA said

A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.

Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"

You: "That's what SANTA said!"

by Transformers3People0 December 27, 2010