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Teabegger

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One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge.
The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teabag him as he trembled with fear before his intimidating balls and conquering cock with his hands helplessly locked to his strong hypnotic ass.
by Dave June 23, 2006
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A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.
There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.
by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009
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teabagger

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multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"

also!: during a 1w:2m sex event, where one male performs vaginal sex, while the other performs cunnilingus... the fellow on the bottom is the "Teabagger"
"Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger."

"I don't mind being a teabagger, if the other guy doesn't have shave stubble."
by London Pub Gaff May 13, 2005
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teabaggee

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teabagee:
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A liberal that likes to suck the testicles of conservatives. They usually ask for it by calling any conservative a "teabagger".
All of you teabaggers are the same, so how about letting me be your "teabaggee".
by Barney IloveFranks March 11, 2011
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Nubby Teabagger

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In the halo 2 game it is someone who either doesn't know how to teabag or when they do teabag they are teabagging the floor and not the dead body.
Red1: Yeah, Bitch you like those nuts don't you.
Red2: Dude you arn't even doin it right, his fucking body is 2 feet from you. You look stupid you noob.

Blue1: You are teabagging? What the fuck is that?
Blue2: You fuckin noob! How do you not know what that is? You live under a fuckin rock. Get betrayed you FUCKING NUBBY TEABAGGER and get the fuck off my team.
by FesteringCorpse from Halo 2 October 13, 2006
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To dip ones balls in the mouth of an innocent drunk, usually passed out, or out of it.
Location: plainville, connecticut. (PARTY!)
What Happened: Billy, last name-unmetionable, was teabagged at a party. poor billy. at least he got his own song made!

BILLY GOT TEABAGGED.
by b-yenna! August 6, 2007
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teabagese

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incomprehensible language often but not exclusively spoken while lying flat and beneath a mouthful of testicles.
Ever since the '08 election Bob's been on Glenn Beck's nutsack ... yeah, I've noticed Bob's usual conspiracy theories have become garbled, or nuttier, teabagger ramblings -- teabagese.
by Jarweed November 29, 2009
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