pledge task

A humiliating task presented by your fraternity brothers to test your dedication. Usually involving awkward sexual encounters.

"Yo dude! I just got my new pledge task, I have to stick my finger up a girl's ass hole!"
"Dude that's awesome when can I join that frat?!"

by dream69 March 17, 2010

task manager

when your computer crashes, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.

This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.

Did you know that if you press CTRL-ALT-DEL and hold it for a really long time, the task manager will come up several hundred times, thus freezing up your computer even more! Thanks Micro$oft!

by Mike Mesenbring December 9, 2004

Anti-tasker

Someone who is against even the idea of tasks, chores, or work in general.

“We could ask John to help us move the sofa, but he is a fervent anti-tasker, so he probably won’t be willing.”

by Vancouverislander April 5, 2021

Being focused on the task at hand

A phrase that your teammates in class tell you when you are writing a Urban Dictionary definition insead of working on the group project

Classmate: You should get off your computer and get back to being focused on the task at hand.
Me: No

by homeworkisbad February 16, 2022

Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat

In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!

by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 8, 2009

double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.

I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.

by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014

Tasksplosion

The unexpected and natural process whereby a simple, single task requires you to complete a whole set of tasks, some of them unrelated to the one at hand.

Sometimes stupid things lead to a tasksplosion. I realized we were out of garbage bags, so I went to the basement to get some. There weren't any, so I have to go to the grocery store. But to do that, I'll have to 1) Gas up the car, 2) Go to the ATM and get money so I can pay for the gas, 3) Go to the grocery store and buy the bags and finally go home. But the garbage can is really filthy so I have to clean it first. Oops we're out of cleaning products and paper towels... another tasksplosion!

by TheyCallsMyNamesBrian February 2, 2007