Taft 

1. Very large in size, girth, etc. 2. So-so; mediocre. 3. Awesome, bodacious, totally cool.

1. Woah, did you see that whale? That was like, Taft big!
2. That test was good, but not too good, it was Taft good.
3. That rollercoaster was totally Taft!

Taft by CJU August 3, 2007

TAFT 

TAFT means Tellum Any Fucking thing and is generally attributed to sales. A car salesman will boast over drinks with cohorts : 'i use the TAFT program to move inventory. Tellum any ficking thing ' which means they will let the customer believe whatever he or she
Needs to.

I e alerted my associates that you can qualify to the TAFT VIP treatment, Mr. Jack

TAFT by Roughbeast September 6, 2018

taft 

to be on the bad end of a deal
to have unfortunate circumstances excised on you

Katie got tafted when Scott tea-bagged as he slept in the fort.

taft by Sucks December 7, 2006

TAFT 

This Ain't Fuckin' Texas

For Texans, there are two states in the U.S.A. Texas, and TAFT. This ain't fuckin' Texas

TAFT by Chisolm Trail December 17, 2017

Taft 

Slang for trash, typically used by educated people

That school's soccer team is Taft. They haven't won a game since 1969

Taft by Bennybo145 November 5, 2018

Taft 

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.

"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."

Taft by anonymous September 14, 2020

Taft 

When Barney does some taft shit.

"Barney, you fucking taft"

Taft by Squander December 29, 2021